Thursday, March 17, 2005

Kahuku Softball Coach Getting Drunk with Girls

Kahuku High School's girls' softball coach has been alleged of drinking with his players.


http://starbulletin.com/2005/03/13/news/index2.html

No word on whether anything sexual went along with it. Why I mentioned that? Because at most times, when a male offers a female alcohol, it has nothing to with enjoyment, it's to make the female vulnerable to sexual assault.

Here's how large amounts alcohol usually work

1)you drink
2) you get all rowdy
3) you pass out

The bigger you are, the slower the process. The smaller you are, you're more likely to go from Step 1 to Step 3 very fast.

This is why a drunken female will pass out while the drunken male takes advantage. Step 3 hasn't yet kicked in for the drunken male due to his larger size.

Of course, guys have to be careful with drunken girls. I already made it a rule not to have sex with drunken girls, even if they want it bad. They can take you to court, tell the jury she was drunk and you had sex with her - the jury can take her side, you get convicted.

Back to the Kahuku softball coach, one has to wonder if he had sex with his drunken players. It's worth investigating.